Liberal Win in Ontario

Just wanted all of you people who voted Liberal in Ontario today to know, you get what you deserve.

Especially if you voted Liberal for the following reasons:

1) They're all the same.

2) I've always voted Liberal, and my parents did, and my grandparents did.

3) The Conservatives ran a negative campaign.

4) Conservatives are scary.

5) I really like paying the health care "premium", and anyway, it's all going to health care, isn't it?

6) Cricket clubs deserve $1.5 million dollar grants.

7) Dalton McGuinty looks like someone who you can trust. Even if he told us he wouldn't raise taxes and he did.

8) I really believed the Liberals when they said they didn't know about the deficit.

9) I really don't deserve to get any of my taxes back from the surplus.

10) Parents of autistic kids don't need any help.

11) My children can learn from the fact that the Liberals get rewarded for lying.

12) John Tory wasn't conservative enough, so I wasted my vote by voting Green or Liberal to punish the Conservatives.

13) I may lose my entitlements.

14) The Liberals are really handling the Caledonia thing well. It hasn't been in the news lately, has it?

15) I love waiting for health care.

16) Scandals? What scandals? I don't keep up with those kinds of things.

Oh, and thank you for dragging me and my family down with you.

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